do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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