I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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