Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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