I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Barsexuality is the new black.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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