The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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