apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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