Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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