i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I smell like Dick and happiness
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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