Plan B is the new Plan A
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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