OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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