:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
