I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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