is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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