I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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