why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
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I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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