During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
How external is "for external use only"?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
