Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
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