i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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