I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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