I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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