this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
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Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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