This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
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Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
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