why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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