Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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