There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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