Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.