You made me cry and you don't even care
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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