well I can't set my house on fire every night
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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