what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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