I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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