love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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