She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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