I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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