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We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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