Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
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