I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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