She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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