my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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