shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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