I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
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