Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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