i need an iv and a liver transplant
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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