called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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