Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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