office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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