you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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