Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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