i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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