covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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