His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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