Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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