Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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