be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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