My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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