Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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