I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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