...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
We are two peas in an std pod
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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